careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
