she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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