did you get engaged???
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
