It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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