So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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