What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
