Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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