Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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