bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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