yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
tell me about the eggs
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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