I can tuck mytits in my pants
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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