Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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