I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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