the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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