And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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