so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood