He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.