Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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