So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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