is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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