ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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