I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.