So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
