next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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