Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She bit a glass in half.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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