The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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