Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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