i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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