my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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