If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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