idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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