Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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