Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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