I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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