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i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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