The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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