He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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