Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
