i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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