it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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