And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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