Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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