What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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