This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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