and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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