I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Do plants get herpes?
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