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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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