I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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