Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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