She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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