i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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