Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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