Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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