i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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