school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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