Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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