normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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