Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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